Baldur’s Gate 3’s massive Update 5 rolled out last week, bringing a swathe of changes and fixes, new features like Honour Mode, an all-new epilogue, and even making Minthara easier to recruit. The list of tweaks is extensive and detailed, but developer Larian Studios left at least one big swinging surprise for players to discover in their own time.
If you felt the thing presumptive Game of the Year Baldur’s Gate 3 needed was realistic penis and testicle jiggle physics, then boy, do we have good news for you. Fans quickly discovered the unexpected addition, which adds the bounce you’d expect out of Team Ninja to the fantasy world of Faerûn.
You can find examples in the Twitter thread below; we’ll let you peruse them at your leisure to avoid getting anyone in trouble at work. Kotaku did essential journalism and conducted further testing for those interested.
What do you think of this unexpected addition to Baldur’s Gate 3? Did you find yourself surprised over the weekend? Bounce into the comments section below.